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Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

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Reblogged from superwholocks-bitch

the-fandoms-are-cool:

superwholocks-bitch:

so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up

she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas

my faith in my generation has been restored

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Reblogged from npharris

kissedmequiteinsane:

pinklikeme:

hummingbirdprince:

snafu-moofins:

I just wanna take a moment to say how lifelike this scene was. The emotions on the face, the gestures, just AGH.

not to mention a 3D-animated kiss that actually looks like a kiss.

And just LOOK AT THE WAY HE HUGS HER

Also can we talk about the fabric movement CAN WE

the way he tucks her into him closer and holds her tighter, burrowing his head into her neck. AND THEN HOW HE CUPS THE BACK OF HER HEAD TO PULL HER IN I CAN’T

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Reblogged from feynificent

Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “

YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT

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Reblogged from lupinremus-deactivated20130125

ethiopienne:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.

—BB

yes to all of this

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Reblogged from nicolasiscaged

laughterneverdies:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

this fucking site i swear to god

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